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UK Lottery Victory!! … IP Defeat :*(
Account Account, You have been confirm a lucky winner of the Uk Lottery, Do contact our fuduciary agent with your personal details for further proceeding Sincerely, Smith Stanford --------------------------------------- Dear Fuduciary Agent, This friscal windfall will be a joyous bounty for my proud nation. I am a quiet and frugal people. I will invest half of the money in gold and the other half in gold-insurance. I pray you can refer me to an aurum insurance specialist. Following are my personal details: Name: Dr. Krumpenstein's Monster M.D. DOB: 11-31-81 Address: 1048576 Manufacturing Way City of Industry, CA 90502 ---------------------------------------
Giuseppe Mississippi 250 W Houston St, San Antonio, TX (Sent via CERTIFIED RETURN E-MAIL with RETURN RECEIPT) Date: 2008-09-29
Sir or Madam 1048576 Manufacturing Way City of Industry, CA 90502
Re: File #032154709 - Infringement Case #10024652519701 -
Dear Discreditor: Our Client, Dr. Krumpenstein's Monster, heretofore referred to as Client, or DK'sM; DEMANDS that you immediately CEASE the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from DK'sM, and all copies of him, and that you deliver to me all unused, undistributed copies of him, or DESTROY such copies IMMEDIATELY, and that you desist from him or any other infringement of DK'sM (CLIENT's) personage in the future.
This will serve as your legal notice under provisions of federal law, the Fair Practices Act (FPA), to CEASE all communication. If you fail to heed this notice, I will file a formal COMPLAINT against you with the Federal Krumping Commission who is RESPONSIBLE for enforcement, the States Attorney General office and/or the American Krumpists Association or local State BAR Association.
You are also notified that should any ADVERSE information be placed against ME/(CLIENT/DK'sM) as a result of this notice that appropriate actions will be taken. Give this very important matter the ATTENTION it deserves.
Sincerely, Giuseppe Mississippi
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