UK Lottery Victory!! … IP Defeat :*(

Account Account,
  You have been confirm a lucky winner of the Uk Lottery, Do
contact our fuduciary agent with your personal details for
further proceeding

Sincerely,
Smith Stanford

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Dear Fuduciary Agent,
  This friscal windfall will be a joyous bounty for my
proud nation. I am a quiet and frugal people. I will
invest half of the money in gold and the other half in
gold-insurance. I pray you can refer me to an aurum
insurance specialist.

Following are my personal details:
  Name:
    Dr. Krumpenstein's Monster M.D.
  DOB:
    11-31-81
  Address:
    1048576 Manufacturing Way
    City of Industry, CA 90502

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Giuseppe Mississippi
250 W Houston St,
San Antonio, TX
(Sent via CERTIFIED RETURN E-MAIL with RETURN RECEIPT)

Date: 2008-09-29
Sir or Madam
1048576 Manufacturing Way
City of Industry, CA 90502
Re: File #032154709 - Infringement Case #10024652519701 -
Dear Discreditor:
  Our Client, Dr. Krumpenstein's Monster, heretofore referred to as
Client, or DK'sM; DEMANDS that you immediately CEASE the use and
distribution of all infringing works derived from DK'sM, and all
copies of him, and that you deliver to me all unused, undistributed
copies of him, or DESTROY such copies IMMEDIATELY, and that you
desist from him or any other infringement of DK'sM (CLIENT's)
personage in the future.
 This will serve as your legal notice under provisions of
federal law, the Fair Practices Act (FPA), to CEASE
all communication. If you fail to heed this notice, I will file
a formal COMPLAINT against you with the Federal Krumping
Commission who is RESPONSIBLE for enforcement, the States
Attorney General office and/or the American Krumpists Association
or local State BAR Association.
 You are also notified that should any ADVERSE information be
placed against ME/(CLIENT/DK'sM) as a result of this notice that
appropriate actions will be taken. Give this very important
matter the ATTENTION it deserves.
Sincerely,
Giuseppe Mississippi

Author: Daniel X

Heretic priest of the Machine God. I enjoy crawling around in Jeff Bezo's spaceship, bringing technology to the people, and long walks outside of time and space.

One thought on “UK Lottery Victory!! … IP Defeat :*(”

  1. hi, i got a notification mail on the 29th of september informing me of being a winner of this quarter’s victory lottery uk.and that i should contact a certain yahoo mail as my claim agent.how is this real………..

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