I think that the tired old “pretty cool guy” meme is a pretty cool guy. eh keeps going years later and doesn’t afraid of anything.

That’s why I launched A place to collect all the pretty coolest guys in the world. It’s a site where you can “ask questions” like: “I think Bob Saget is a pretty cool guy” and then vote on answers like: “ehs the father of the olsen twins and doesnt afraid of anything.”

So please go check it out. And add to it. This will be a valuable wealth of internet information soon.

Real testimonial:

if you or someone you know is into “pretty cool guy” internet memes, then this site is for you:

I dont know what a meme is

it’s like a joke that runs rampant on the internet


Jeff: this isn’t a .biz address

I’m uninterested

me: it’s got all the info about the pretty coolest guys

or it will one day

this will be an incredible internet resource

Jeff: it definitely does


why is “Pimp” cut off in your profiel pic

me: for the G rating

and to leave something to the imagination

Jeff: did you make this website?

me: a gentleman never asks and a lady never tells

are you familiar with pretty cool guy?

David: I am not.

me: it’s an internet meme
where someone says: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills lots of aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
so I made a site to collect all of those

David: I noticed when I went to the site.

me: the secret is the use of metonymy
Where ‘Halo’ stands in for ‘Master Chief’

David: I think it would be metonymy if “Master Chief” stood in for “Halo”. I’m not sure what to call the whole standing in for the part though.
I did enjoy learning about Jimmy Carter’s rabbit attack though.

Using GreasyThug to Answer a Greasemonkey Question

On StackOverflow a user asked: How can I create an object of a class which defined in the remote page?

The page includes code like this (which I entered into Firebug):

function foo(){ = 0; }

Then I verified that it could be read from Greasemonkey with the GreasyThug console by the following expression:

_foo =;
x = new _foo();
Debugging with GreasyThug
Debugging with GreasyThug

This caused a “Not enough arguments” error, whatever the hell that is. Not quite the poster’s actual error. What if we added an argument? “Illegal Value” Bingo! Replicated the issue. Now to solve it.

Let’s try and migrate the function over into the Greasemonkey script zone.

_foo = eval('(' + + ')')
=> function foo(){ = 0; }

That’s the ticket! Now to instantiate and verify:

The magic of a debugging thug
The magic of a debugging thug

Ship it! Holla!